not every day is deep

Sour gummies shouldn't come in lemon and lime. Those flavors are already sour. They should just make the pink and blue kinds. The point is tart and sweet, people. Tart and sweet. ...with people too.

And nylon stockings should be outlawed. Seriously when those finally go, we will have evolved. Scarlet may have never gone hungry again, but I'll never wear nylons again. God as my witness...

And every country needs a Boston Market. Some nights you just want some chicken and some gravy and some mashed potatoes and some green beans and... and you don't want to spend 4 hours making them.

And it's ice CREAM, not ice milky-stuff. It should be creamy. And have chunks of shit in it.

...Diet Vanilla Coke...mmmm....